What would happen if Eminem became anorexic, and started wearing sunglasses from now on?
He'd be the 'Real' Slim Shady
What is Eminem's favorite paper?
Why was Eminem running down the street?
He saw skittles
What did Eminem say to 50 Cent when he gave him a sweater for Christmas?
Gee you knitt?
Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Timberlake?
A: The Queen of Crap!
"2pac's" of "Eminems" cost "50 Cent" thats "Ludacris".
I wrote some jokes about Eminem, but chances they will be any good are pretty "slim".