Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!
Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsely
Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley!
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted!
Q: What was Elvis's last great hit?
A: The bathroom floor!
Q: What's a dog's fave song?
A: Ain't nuttin but a hound dog!!
Q: Why was Elvis called the 'Pelvis'?
A: Because after decomposition that's probably all that's left of him by now!
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