Elvis Presley Jokes

Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!

I went to see an Elvis impersonator last night, but I got there too late.....
Apparently, he had left the building.

Q: What's green and sings? 
A: Elvis Parsely 

Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley!

Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted!

Q: What was Elvis's last great hit?
A: The bathroom floor!

Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...

Q: What was Elvis last words on the toilet?
A: Dierrhea.

Q: What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator?
A: Amal Shookup.

Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"

Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: Elvis Parsley.

Q: What is a dogs favorite song?
A: "You ain't nothin but a hounddog".

Q: What's a dog's fave song?
A: Ain't nuttin but a hound dog!! 

Q: Why was Elvis called the 'Pelvis'?
A: Because after decomposition that's probably all that's left of him by now!

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -Johnny Carson

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Amal Who?
I'm in love, Amal shook up

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