Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
A: Princess Diana never became a queen of England
Q: What's the similarity between Richard Hammond* & Elton John?
A: They both have skid marks on their helmet.
Q: Did you hear about Elton John's new album featuring 'Candle in the Wind?
A: They decided not to call it 'Live in Paris'.
Q: Why does Elton John want Queen Elizabeth to die
A: So he can be Britain's oldest Queen.
Q: Why can't Elton John drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 he blows a rod.
Q: What does Elton John get for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.
Click Here for a random Pick Up Line
Click Here for a random Yo Mama Joke
Click Here for a random Dirty Joke
Click Here for a random Ethnic Joke
Click Here for a random Blonde Joke
Click Here for a random Knock Knock Joke
Click Here for a Random Joke (all other categories)