Dolly Parton Jokes

Q: Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
A: .....Neither does she.

Q: What do you get when you put Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton in the same room?
A: Two boobs and a country singer. 

Q: Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage?
A: It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast. 

Q. Dolly Parton has been rumored to be a lesbian, so why do she and her husband remain married?
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.

Q. How can you spot Dolly's children in a crowd?
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths. 

What do call the sweat on Dolly's chest?
Mountain DEw

Why is Dolly's waist so small?
Nothing grows good in the shade.

Q: What do you call dumbass fans who can't understand the concept of humour?
A: Dollyfans

Q: Why does Dolly have small feet?
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.

Q: What do you get when you pour water down Dolly Parton's chest?
A: Islands in the Stream

Q: What do you call people who defend Dolly Parton?
A: Unfortunately deaf

Q: What do you call people who make mean jokes about Dolly Parton?
A: Jealous Ass-holes 

Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: Dolly Parton with a chest cold.

Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream

Dolly Parton is so skinny that when she turns sideways, she looks like she's smuggling melons.

QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are".

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