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Dolly Parton Jokes


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Q: Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
A: .....Neither does she.

Q: What do you get when you put Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton in the same room?
A: Two boobs and a country singer. 

Q: Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage?
A: It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast. 

Q. Dolly Parton has been rumored to be a lesbian, so why do she and her husband remain married?
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.

Q. How can you spot Dolly's children in a crowd?
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths. 

What do call the moisture on Dolly's chest?
Mountain DEw

Why is Dolly's waist so small?
Nothing grows good in the shade.

Q: What do you call dumbass fans who can't understand the concept of humour?
A: Dollyfans

Q: Why does Dolly have small feet?
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.

Q: What do you get when you pour water down Dolly Parton's chest?
A: Islands in the Stream

Q: What do you call people who defend Dolly Parton?
A: Unfortunately deaf

Q: What do you call people who make mean jokes about Dolly Parton?
A: Jealous Ass-holes 

Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: Dolly Parton with a chest cold.

Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream

Dolly Parton is so skinny that when she turns sideways, she looks like she's smuggling melons.



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