Q: What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna after she got 2 black eyes
A: Nothing....he already told her twice.
Q: A Recent poll state the most women wanted George Clooney to hit on them. Who was the least wanted?
A: Chris Brown
Q: How did Chris Brown plea in the felony assault charge relating to Rihanna?
A: Not Guilty, by way of Celebrity!
Q: How do you fix our economic problems with the help of Chris Brown?
A: Invest all his money in a ponzi scheme and lock him up in jail with Bernie Madoff!
Q: Why is the judge in the Chris Brown case insisting Chris work at a Red Lobster?
A: So he can learn how to batter fish instead of women!
Q: Why is Chris Brown suing the Charlie Sheen?
A: Because Charlie is replacing him as the biggest celebrity disaster on TV!
Q: Why are most retailers refusing to sell Chris Brown's "Greatest Hits" album?
A: Rihanna is on the cover!
Q: What song was Chris Brown singing when he was choking Rihanna?
A: Jordin Sparks "No Air"!
Q: Why did Chris Brown break up with Rihanna?
A: He wanted to be free to hit on other women!
Q: How do you know the tough economy is affecting celebrities?
A1: Chris Brown and Rihanna are carpooling again!
A2: Chris Brown and Rihanna are sharing herpes medication!
Q: Who is better at singing: Women or Chris Brown?
A: Women.....that's why he beats them!
Q: What is loud and hysterical?
A: Rihanna after Chris Brown beats her!
S1: Over the weekend, Siegfried and Roy performed for the first time since Roy was mauled. That's right - Roy Horn was reunited with the beast that attacked him.
S2: In related news, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together again.
Q: What does Chris Brown do if the dishwasher stops working?
A: He HITS HER.
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