Celebrity Sky Diving Joke
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Brad was on his feet in a flash. he said, "I am the world's best looking guy. The world needs me. I thinkI should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Angelina Jolie rose and said, " I am the world's most beautiful philanthropist ,the world needs me,especially the children I think I should have a parachute, too."and out she jumped.
jen and vince looked at one another. Finally, Jen spoke. "I have lived a satisfying life as Rachel on friends,My movie career is not going anywhere I have known the bliss of a golden globe and oscar presentation. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
Vince smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, darling The world's most beautiful philanthropist just jumped out wearing my backpack."
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