Carly Rae Jepsen Jokes


Hey I just met you , and girl you look crazy
What brands your makeup? Crayola maybe.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But can we have sex, and tape it maybe

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But watch my sex tape, and jerk off maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But now I'm pregnant. And it's your baby!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
Delete my number, and keep the baby"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
But I'm Jack Daniels, so drink me maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
So lets make a sex tape and put it on the internet maybe?

Hey I just met you & this is crazy.
But I'm on my period so I might eat all your bread & kill you if you look at me wrong. Call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy.
You're kind of annoying. So shut up maybe.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy.
But I'm on bath salts. Your face looks tasty

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
you have a motorcycle, certified badass maybe?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
you gave me your number, and I will never call you - not even maybe.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but you sing and play the guitar, marry me maybe?

Hey I just met you! And this is crazy,
But I have alzheimer's... Hey I just met you!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but I'm kinda lonely, come cuddle maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
Mom I'm a teenager, and not a baby!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
but you are so cute, wanna be my boyfriend maybe?

Hey I just met you and you are so sexy,
hold me in your arms and kiss me maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.
But here's my raccoon, hope you get rabies.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but I'm playing hard to get, so I'll text you...maybe.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
are you winking at me, or is your eye just lazy?

hey i just met you, & im kinda tired
so just take your pants off & make it easy.

hey i just met you and this is crazy
but i dont like homework so do it for me maybe?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy
but you're a slut so leave my boyfriend alone maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
but you stink, take a shower maybe!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but I'm falling for you, so catch me maybe ?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but this song is stuck in your head now, you're welcome baby.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
but here's a condom,fuck me maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.
But here's my middle finger, so fuck off maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
But that Dingo just took your baby

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy.
I need to tell you, I'm not wearing panties

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but you're being bitchy, period lately?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but I have a facebook, so poke me maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
add me on Facebook, and stalk me maybe.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
but I don't like you... so go away maybe!

Hey I Just met you, and this is crazy,
But I'm your Fuhrer, so Heil me maybe?"

Hey I really miss you, and this is crazy,
but I have too much pride, text me first maybe?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But spread your legs so I can check on your baby.

Hey I just met you, and you seem crazy,
here's a fake number, pervert maybe?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
I'm a pirate, so call me matey.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
But here's my number. Make a sextape maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
But here's my sextape, so watch it maybe?

Hey I just met you and someone crazy,
Just hacked my account and leaked my sextape maybe?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
But here's my sex tape and nude pics, so call me maybe.



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