Why did they have so much trouble burying Bob Marley?
His coffin kept jammin'
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' jam in! ('We jammin')
What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the TV?
No Woman No Sky.
What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the oven?
No Woman, No Pie
What do you call Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Damian Marley and Ky-Mani Marley?
A Joint Family.
How did Bob Marley meet his wife?
He Rita book.
What does a Marley order at Mcdonalds?
A baked apple pie.
Did you hear about the fat Marley kid? He had a pot belly.