Bee Gees Jokes
What did Barry Gibb give Lady Gaga?
His disco stick.
What are the Bee Gees having problems with?
Stayin Alive......
Why did the Bee Gees perform disco songs on Halloween?
For the boogey man.
What is a bugs favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees.
What do you call a cross dressing Bee Gees cover band?
The She Hees.
What do you call the best Bee Gees cover band of all time?
The Bee's Knees.
Yo mama so fat that when she put a sparkley dress, the Bee Gees started playing disco music.
If your listening to the Bee Gees, "You Should Be Dancing".
Hospital Visit
So a doctor was on the phone and he said "OH MY GOD! The Bee Gees are sick and their coming here! NOW!"
So then a nurse comes in pushing a hospital bed with three men lying on it and he realised it was the BEE GEES!
The doctor said "They've definitely got Saturday night fever."
At hearing that they all jumped up and started dancing that's when the nurse said "Okay they're staying alive."
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