Ann Coulter Jokes

Q: How do you know Ann Coulter is a republican?
A: She claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40's, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career.

Q: What did Ann Coulter's attorney say at her sanity hearing?
A: So.....where do I start?

Q: Why does Ann Coulter make Austin Powers horny?
A: Austin can never turn down fembots!

Q: Whats the name for the Ann Coulter pinup calendar?
A: "Where erections go to die." 

Q: What's does the Ann Coulter doll look like?
A: It has the head of a barbie, but all the parts of Ken!

Q: What's the difference between a knife and Ann Coulter?
A: a knife has a point.

Q: Why does Ann Coulter turn off the lights before she sleeps with a democrat?
A: She can't stand to see a liberal have a good time!

Q: What's better than being the voice of female conservatism?
A: Being able to pee standing up.

Q: Who are conservatives going to turn to now that they believe their views are being distorted by Ann Coulter?
A: Drug addict and Viagra thief, Rush Limbaugh!

Q: Why does Ann Coulter talk so much?
A: Because she has two sets of lips.

Q: What is Ann Coulter's secret to success?
A: She's more of a man than any liberal!

Q: Why did falling down the stairs and getting her mouth wired shut make Ann Coulter a fortune?
A: Ebay got over 300 million bids for the stair that broke her jaw. 

Q: What did Ann Coulter replace her homes Welcome mat with?
A: A mat that says "Where erections go to die." 

Q: What do you get if you put the name "Ann Coulter" on a Scrabble board and rearrange the letters?
A: NO R-E-A-L C-U-N-T (coincidence, I think not)!

A quiet woman, is usually mad. That must mean Ann Coulter is the calmest woman on the face of the planet.

Ann Coulter thinks soccer is UN-American, but then again so are 6 foot tall blondes from Germany.

I heard that Ann Coulter can't make a sandwich. That's probably why she's still single.

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