Jokes4us.com

Click Here to Bookmark Jokes4us.com

Ann Coulter Jokes


   Back to: Celebrity Jokes

Q: What's does the Ann Coulter doll look like?
A: It has the head of a barbie, but all the parts of Ken!

Q: Who is Ann Coulter really?
A: Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I Will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” 

Q: How do you know Ann Coulter is a republican?
A: She claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career.

Q: What is Ann Coulter's secret to success?
A: She's more of a man than any liberal!

Q: Whats the name for the Ann Coulter pinup calendar?
A: "Where erections go to die." 

Q: What did An Coulter's attorney say at her sanity hearing?
A: So.....where do I start?

Q: Why does Ann Coulter make Austin Powers horny?
A: Austin can never turn down fembots!

Q: Why did falling down the stairs and getting her mouth wired shut make Ann Coulter a fortune?
A: Ebay got over 300 million bids for the stair that broke her jaw. 

Q: What did Ann Coulter replace her homes Welcome mat with?
A: A mat that says "Where erections go to die." 

Q: Who are conservatives going to turn to now that they believe their views are being distorted by Ann Coulter?
A: Drug addict and Viagra thief, Rush Limbaugh!

Q: Why did the San Francisco Zoo name a horse in their petting zoo, Coulter?
A: Not because the conservative tranny's uncanny resemblance to the equine, but because the horse was an unrully bitch who hates blacks and gays!

Q: What do you get if you put the name "Ann Coulter" on a Scrabble board and rearrange the letters?
A: NO R-E-A-L C-U-N-T (coincidence, I think not)!

Joke Generators:
  • Click Here for a random Pick Up Line
  • Click Here for a random Yo Mama Joke
  • Click Here for a random Dirty Joke
  • Click Here for a random Ethnic Joke
  • Click Here for a random Blonde Joke
  • Click Here for a random Knock Knock Joke
  • Click Here for a Random Joke (all other categories)




  •  © Jokes4us.com   Privacy Policy