Q. Why does Amy Winehouse have a tattoo of a pocket on her boob?
A. It's where she keeps the tattoo of her keys.
Q: What's more toxic to babies than Chinese milk?
A: Amy Winehouse breastfeeding your kids!
Q: Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.
A: Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.
S1: Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.
S2: Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her penis.
Q: Why was Amy Winehouse being treated for an adverse reaction to medication?
A: Doctor said she had overdosed on fresh air.
Q: Amy Winehouse just received the starring role in what movie?
A: Fraggle Rock: The Movie
Q: What will Amy Winehouse do with her 5 grammy awards?
A: Sell them on Ebay to buy crack!
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
S1: In world news today Switzerland just medicalised heroin!
S2: In other news, Amy Winehouse is moving to Switzerland!
Q: Why is Amy Winehouse having fainting spells?
A: Her crack levels are getting low!
Q: What is Amy Winehouse's favorite song?
A: I wanna rock!
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny!
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