You Know You are a Blonde If Jokes

You know you are a blonde if you're pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.

You know you are a blonde if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

You know you are a blonde if you think a G-string is part of a violin.

You know you are a blonde if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly.

You know you are a blonde if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus.

You know you are a blonde if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

You know you are a blonde if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.

You know you are a blonde if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

You know you are a blonde if you think Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

You know you are a blonde if you think An enema is someone who is not your friend.

You know you are a blonde if you believe Menopause is a button on the TIVO remote control.

You know you are a blonde if you think the holidays require more glitter

You know you are a blonde if you don't know what "too much pink" means.

You know you are a blonde if you don't have too many clothes, but not enough closets.

You know you are a blonde if in every one of your dreams it's raining glitter.

You know you are a blonde if your greatest fear is wearing a cute outfit on an insignificant day.

You know you are a blonde if Google can't even translate you.

You know you are a blonde if you go to the dentist to get your Bluetooth fixed.

You know you are a blonde if you don't see the world in black and white, but in pink and glitter.

You know you are a blonde if you think Elle Woods should run for President.

You know you are a blonde if you believe Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

You know you are a blonde if you think Socialism is another word for partying.

You know you are a blonde if your a walking punchline.

You know you are a blonde if you think about why the walls at Walgreens aren't green.

You know you are a blonde if your blood type is glitter.

You know you are a blonde if you make Jessica Simpson look like a genius.

You know you are a blonde if teachers don't waste time trying to educate you.

You know you are a blonde if you win the Nobel Prize for Stupidity.

You know you are a blonde if you think Dunkin Donuts is a basketball team.

You know you are a blonde if you believe shopping is a calorie burner.