You know you are a blond if you're pubic hair is a wild
rabbit in the Outback.
You know you are a blond if you believe "Spread
Eagle" is an extinct bird.
You know you are a blond if you think a G-string is
part of a violin.
You know you are a blond if you think Anus is the Latin
word for yearly.
You know you are a blond if you believe Testicles are
found on an octopus.
You know you are a blond if you think an umbilical cord
is part of a parachute.
You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a
drawing in geometry.
You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a
person from the Middle East.
You know you are a blond if you think Sodomy is a
special kind of fast growing grass.
You know you are a blond if you believe Genitals are
people of non-Jewish origins.
You know you are a blond if you think Douche is the
Italian word for twelve.
You know you are a blond if you think An enema is
someone who is not your friend.
You know you are a blond if you believe Menopause is a
button on the VHS remote control.
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