One Liners
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek?
A: Because they can never find the sausage.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Cum.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
A: Siamese twins
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: How do you kill a Blonde?
A: Put a Scratch 'n Sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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