A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local
store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She
set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another
button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became
impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to
whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this
machine while I'm still winning!"