A blonde was watching tv when a commercial came on.
It was about red bull. "Red Bull gives you wings!"said the commercial.
The blonde thought for a moment, grabbed a Red Bull out of the fridge, drank some, and went outside and got a ladder.
In minutes the blonde was on top her big house (don't ask how) and jumped off.
When she awoke in the hospital the next day, her doctor asked what happened. "I forgot to flap my wings" she replied.