Blonde Cashier Joke
There is a blonde who is starting work at a store.
The blonde starts off as a cashier. A customer comes in and says, "How much is this cookie?" The blonde says, "I don't know." The customer leaves angrily.
The manager tells the blonde, "You have to say, '50 cents.'"
A second customer comes in and says, "Is this cookie fresh?" The blonde says, "I don't know." The customer leaves angrily and the manager says, "You have to say, 'Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh as can be.'"
A third customer comes in and says, "Can I buy this cookie?" The blonde says, "I don't know." The customer leaves angrily and the manager says, "You have to say, 'If you don't, someone else will.'"
A robber comes in and points a gun at the blonde and says, "How much is this cookie?" The blonde says, "50 cents."
The robber says, "Are you being fresh with me?" The blonde says, "Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh as can be."
The robber says, "Maybe I should shoot you." The blonde says, "If you don't, someone else will." BANG!