Vending Machine Joke
Once a man walked naked in a bathroom holding 2 bars of soap.
When three blondes walked in, he got so afraid and hid behind
a vending machine.
The first blonde says, " lets see what they have in the vending
machine," so she pulls the lever.
The man gets afraid and drops one bar of soap.
The blonde says hay I got a bar of soap.
The second blonde also gets a bar by pulling the lever.
Now the third blonde she pulls the lever but she doesn't get
anything.
She starts to cry and the other two blondes start to walk away,
the blonde starts pulling the lever again and again in frustration,
suddenly she stops crying and runs up to her friends and says,
"hay look I got some lotion."