Some Blonde Joke

A blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was
wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about
the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and
suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette:  Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde:    That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette:  My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde:  ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

A blonde goes into a bar.  The bartender asks her what she would
like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

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