A not so bright blonde woman had always wanted to travel abroad. She
had saved her money for several years, and finally had enough for her
dream vacation. Until now, she'd never even been out of the country,
so naturally she needed a passport. She went to the Passport Office
and asked what she needed to do to get a passport.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk.
"Raise your right hand, please."
The blonde raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against
all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"
The Blonde's face turned pale and her voice trembled as she asked in
a small voice, "Uhhh, all by myself?"