Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say,
"We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and
moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says,
"We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and
moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park.....",
then the electricity goes out. Norman's wife says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"