Blonde Who Left Work Early Joke
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same
female boss. Each
day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls
decided
that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
spa
before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when
she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and
quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in
bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out
of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
with
them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got
caught yesterday!!"