Blonde's Revenge Joke


WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.


WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it!


WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.


WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.


WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.


WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?'


WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.


WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.


WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.


WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price.

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