Blonde Handyman Joke
Two blondes are hanging siding on a house, one is on the ground
cutting the
pieces and handing them up to the other who nails them in.
The blonde on the ladder throws every second or third nail away,
which falls
and hits the blonde on the ground on the head.
The blond on the ground asks the top blonde "why are you
throwing those nails
away?"
She explains that the tossed nails are defective.
"What do you mean they are defective?" The blonde explains
that when she takes
them out of the pouch if the are pointed towards the house she
pounds them
in, If they point away from the house they must be defective.
The blonde on the ground shouts "You idiot, They are not
defective, They are
for the other side of the house.