Things You Think About When Drunk Joke

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

Is Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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