The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says in an American accent, "I think liver and cheese sucks." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says in a British accent, "I find Liver and cheese to be a bit dodgey." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says in a mexican accent, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."