A gorgeous Australian blonde and a guy are sitting next to each other in a bar. Both of them are watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you a kiss he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the blonde.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The hot blonde leans over to kiss the guy.
"I can't kiss you," said the first guy abruptly. "I cheated you.
The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No Worries," said the blonde. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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