Investment Advice Joke

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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $16.00.

With Enron, you would have $12.50 of the original $1,000.00 invested a year before bankruptcy..

With WorldCom, you would have less than $4.00 left.

If you invested $1000.00 with Bernie Madoff you would have $0

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $215.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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