There was a mexican, black, and a redneck were walking along.
When at the same time they all see a lamp sitting on a table and run up to it.
A genie pops up and says sense there is 3 of you, you each get one wish.
The mexican stepped forward and said, "I wish all my people could go back to mexico and be happy."
Then the black man walks up and says, "I wish all my people could go back to africa and be happy."
Then the redneck steps forward and says, " let me get this straight all the mexicans are going back to mexico and all the blacks are going back to africa in that case i'll take a pina colada.