Girls Night Out Joke

Two women are walking home from the bar, they have to piss so they slip into a cemetary. One uses her panties to wipe herself, the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night husbands are at the bar, one looks at the other and says "I'm gonna have to watch my wife she came home with no panties on last night." The other one says "Oh well mine came home with a card wedged in her ass saying you were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department."

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