A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the
stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it
and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband
terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm
going to set the garage on fire."