Yo mama so fat, the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale.
Yo mama so skinny the Olsen Twins called and said they want their eating disorder back.
Yo mama so fat she calls Honey Boo Boo an appetizer.
Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery.
Yo Mamma is so hairy, it looks like she has all the male members of Duck Dynasty in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat she won "The Bachelor" because she ate all those other bitches.
Yo mama is so stupid she put washed the tv and said she was watching soap opera.
Yo mamma so stupid she believes everything that Brian Williams says.
Your momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millon and his Wife, Movie Star, the Professer and Maryann had land to walk home.
Yo momma so fat when Chick-Fil-A was closed on Sunday, the next day she ate Mike and half of Molly.
Yo momma so fat she calls the Olsen Twins "Shish Kebabs"
Yo mama so dumb her children are the "Truitt brothers"
Yo Mama So Ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!.
Yo mama so ugly she scared off Flavor Flav
Yo momma is so fat that she broke the elevator on Big Bang Theory.
Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
Yo mamma so ugly that handy Mandy said "We can't fix it...lets leave...muy rapido"
Yo mama so poor her tv has two channels. ON & OFF.
Yo mama so fat that she makes Kendra Krinklesac look anorexic.
yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
Yo mama so fat she sat on the TV while you were watching Family Guy and Brian the dog died.
your mama is so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said "Spongebob were are you?"
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo mama is so hairy, Donald Trump took off his toupee and said, "Your hired!"
Yo Mama's so nasty, Pepe Le Pew smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama are so ugly that's why the Ninja Turtles are in the sewers these days
Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel
your moms so fat when Judge Judy said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.
Yo momma so stupid, she hired Walder Frey as a Wedding Planner.
Yo mama so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
yo mamma is so fat that when she was coming down the stairs people thought EastEnders was on.
Yo mama so ugly she makes "Ugly Betty" look like a Victoria Secret Model.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to sign up for Survivor, they said "Sorry we already have an island."
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat she made The Fat Controller look anorexic!
Yo mama's so nasty, Shaggy and Scooby Doo wouldn't do her even for a scooby snack.
Yo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy.
Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so poor when I came over her house I asked what happend to the color t.v she said we out of crayons
Yo mama so fat her favorite actor is Krevin Bacon
Yo mama so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma such a moron, she thought South Park was about Antarctica.
Yo mama so ugly, videos of her have the disclaimer "Viewer descresion is advised"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v. you missed three episodes.
Yo mama so stupid when robbers took the TV she ran down stairs and dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so fat, that when she went on the "Biggest Loser" she said "Dang! Why is everyone here so skinny?"
Yo mamma is so hairy when she puts on a yellow dress she looks like big bird
Yo mama is so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv so she can watch paperview.
Yo mama so fat and ugly, Fat Albert says "Hey Hey Hey,get away"
Yo mama so fat when she said beam me up scotty he said "I cant your to heavy."
Yo Mama So Fat Drew Carey wanted her to be Mimi on the "Drew Carey Show", but she couldn't fit in a camera shot.
yo mama so ugly State Farm said "Like a good neighbor stay over there!"
yo mama so Fat that she picks her teeth with the Olsen Twins.
Yo mama so fat even Mickey Mouse said she can't come in his clubhouse.
Yo Mama So Stupid that Rerun, Raj, Dwayne and yo momma all share the same DNA.
Yo mama so ugly Handy Manny wouldn't introduce her to Mr. Lopart
Yo moma so dumb she thought she thought she needed a green card to watch Dora the Explorer.
Yo momma so fat that even Roose Bolton wouldn't touch her.
yo mama so stupid she thought that the Power Rangers were electricians
Yo mama is so horny even Alan Harper thought she was desperate.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to help Marcia Brady get her Natures Study Badge.
Yo Momma So Fat Ryan Secrest Used Her For The New Years Ball Drop
Yo mama is so slutty, she thought Wild N Out was a porn audition
Yo mama so stupid she tried to print a Youtube video
Yo mama so fat and dumb she wanted to cook a PewDiePie.
Yo momma so dumb she ate a smurf just to get bluetooth.
Yo Mama so cool, she mooned Judge Judy after she told her to Pull Up Her Big Girls Panties.
Yo mama so fat and ugly, Fat Albert says "Hey Hey Hey,get away"
Yo mama is so fat she wanted to enter the Miss Universe Pageant and they told her "But why? You are already the Universe..."
Yo mama so ugly she looks like Cookie Monster ate her hairline.
Yo mama so fat not even Chuck Norris can penetrate her.
Yo mama so cheap that she makes Mr. Krabs look generous.
Yo mama so fat when she puts on a red jacket everyone said hey it's Clifford.
Yo momma so poor the show "2 Broke Girls" is based on her life.
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bear Grylls can't find his way out of there!
Yo mama so short Max Black thought she was Han Lee's sister.
Yo momma so dumb, a robber stole her TV and she ran after him saying "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so stupid she opened a coconut and called for Patrick.
Yo momma so fat whenever she turns on the TV it goes straight to the fitness channel.
Yo mama so old, she knew Doctor Who when he was Doogie Howser, M.D.!
When your mama went to a restaurant the wait or told him "NO PETS ALLOWED" after much argueing Bear Grylls was called and had to come and examine her
Yo mama so fat when she farts they have to put it on the weather channel!
Your mom is so fat and ugly, Blue's Clues can't figure out what she is.
Yo mama is so ugly Shaggy asked Scooby if he would get near her for Scooby Snacks and he said "Hell No".
Yo mama so fat that when she passes by the tv, Jesse Pinkman was in and out of rehab 4 times.