Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes


Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.

Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in".

Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.

Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.

Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.

Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.

your momma got a credit card pussy, everybody swipe through it

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed

Yo Mommas like the neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her

Yo momma such a slut, she dont need the internet she already world wide

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree everyone puts Balls on her

Yo mama's such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama's such a slut, she's a professional chode juggler.

Yo mama like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day

Yo mama's legs are like the library, they're always open to the public.

yo mama's such a slut that when she walks her pussy claps

"Yo mama's such a slut, she has a Welcome Mat at the foot of her bed".

"Yo mama's such a slut,when they woke up in the morning, his bed was So Wet, the Bed Bugs Drowned".

yo mama's such a slut, she's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

yo mama's such a slut, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "don't forget to pull my hair"

yo mama's such a slut, just like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!

yo mama is so easy im your father

yo momma such a slut, she is like a golf course everybody puts there balls in her

yo momma such a slut, she thinks L.O.V.E. stands for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy.

yo mama such a slut that her vagina is like a 3 star hotel, there is always people coming in and out

yo mama's such a slut, if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.

Yo mama's been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

yo mama's such a slut, she's like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

yo mama's such a slut her favorite appetizer is whorederves

Yo momma such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she's big, black,and has room for 6 construction workers inside

yo mama's such a slut she was the subject of the TV movie Fat Insane Whore

Yo mama put da rat in ratchet

Yo mama such a slut, she has more holes than swiss cheese

yo mama like a christmas tree, everyone lays their balls on her!

Yo mamma is like a train, people pay to ride her

Yo Mama such a slut, she puts salt water down her Trousers to Keep her crabs Fresh

yo mama's such a slut that when she went to Virgin Islands they had to change its name!

Yo momma such a slut, that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.

Yo mama's such a slut, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!"

Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped

Yo mama's such a slut, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.

Yo mama's such a slut, I slapped her, I punched her and I hurt her and she didn't charge me extra.

Yo mama's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton

Yo mama's such a slut, she's been compared to a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

Yo mama such a slut, she licked 3 pop sicles and got pregant

Yo momma such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.

Yo mama's such a slut, Yo daddy is a multiple-choice question.

Yo momma wish she had two cojones because she knows what it's like when the man drops the parachute son

Yo mama such a slut, I told her I was looking for a job and she started giving me a blowjob.

yo mama is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home

YO MAMA'S SUCH A SLUT THAT SUM PEOPLE SAY "THE WIND BLOWS FOR FREE, HOW MUCH U CHARGE."

Yo mama's is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first.

Yo mama's such a slut, she is like a protractor.....good at every angle.

Yo mama's such a slut, her pussy is called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin

Yo mama's such a slut, her sexuality is as straight as a circle.

Yo mama's such a slut, even the noble gases are attracted to her.

Yo mama's such a slut, that they're having to paternity test with the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

Yo mama such a slut, that i came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna suprise

Yo mama such a slut, that if her pussy had a password, it would be 1234.

Yo Momma's a Slut, even Rapists use condoms.

Yo momma is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butta.. EASY TO SPREAD!

Yo momma is such a slut, that theres a party in her mouth and everybody's coming

Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas.... The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.

Yo mama is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino's Pizza, if you don't cum in 30 minutes the next one is free

Yo mama is such a slut, that b*tch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup!

yo mama so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mayo and stick it up her ass for fun

Yo mama is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees.

Yo mama such a curious slut, when she was told she'll be dating a Stud, she started banging the walls to try to figure out which one.

"Yo MaMa's such a Slut, her STD's are running all over in Mexico ilegally".

yo momma so slutty shes like a brick always geting slaped by mexicans

Yo mama so loose it'd be like opening a window and shagging the night.

Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.

You mama so stupid, she went in Dick's sporting goods and asked for dildos while naked.

Yo mama such a fat slut, that when people see her giving head on the street, they scream out: THERE SHE BLOWS!

Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama is like a bowling ball..... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo Ma Ma such a slut, when she found out she was pregnant she had to scroll back on her receipts hoping to find the father.

Yo mama is like the hand, everyone uses her when horny and lonely.

Yo momma's such a dumb slut when she was arrested for hooking she said was a british spy for MI-69.

Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

Yo mama's like a race car driver - she burns a lot of rubbers.

Yo mamas like a picture she has been taken at every angle

Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mamma is like a bus, big, 50 cents, and 20 people can ride her at once

Deez nuts are so big that only yo mama can handle them.

Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Your mom is such a slut, she has her own church group everyone comes in and all you hear is OH GOD OH GOD

Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Your mama's like a bowling ball gets fingered three times gets thrown down the ally and comes back for more

Yo mama is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick.

Yo mama such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER!

Yo momma such a slut she does her buisness outside a chinese shop

Yo momma is like a meatlocker every guy wants to store his meat in her

Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost

Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace

Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

yo mamas like a 1960's bottle. when the cap comes off, she starts spitting liquid.

yo mama is like a brifecase she only opens for buisness.

Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.....everybody pokes her.

Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps!

your mom is such a whore she fucked the football team and had to get her stomach pumped

yo mama such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY!

Yo mama's such a slut she's like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet

your moms like a screen door after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.

yo mama's so dry it takes a gallon of water to get her pussy wet

"YO mama such a slut, instead of taking Money she gives STD's all night".

yo momma such a slut the virgin mary caught aids just by looking at her

your mom is such a whore..her coochy smells like beef jerky!

I saw yo Mamma, she wuz doin' deep knee bends over a parking meter !

Yo momma so easy, that Old McDonald went E I E I Hoe.

Your momma such a slut when I fingered her my hand came out with Carpal Tunnel.

Yo mommas like a transformer, she makes ac to dc current look easy.

Yo momma didn't learn her ABC's, she learned her STD's

"Yo mama such a slut, she gained sixty Two pounds just from swallowing"!

Yo mama so slutty she opens her legs and the entire Florida state penitentiary comes out.

You mama is such a dumb slut, she tried to fuck the atm for money

Yo mamas pussy is like a can of pringles once you pop u can't stop

Yo mama such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.

Yo mama's such a slut she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!

"Yo Ma Ma such a slut, she has to go too the ATM six times a night to make Deposits".

Yo mamas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw!

Yo mama such a slut, her legs are just like Librarys. They're always open to the public.

You suck your mom does too but she charges

Yo momma is such a slut, she's the reason all of your friends are eskimo brothers.

yo mama get so wet she turns into the worlds biggest water slide

your mom is like a chicken coop, cocks go in and out all day

Yo mama suck so much dick that her voice box is ruined from all the cum

Yo mamma like a christmas tree people hang their balls on her.

My dick is so big, I gave yo mama a "hard attack".

You mommas like a squirrel she can fit a whole jar of nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama such a slut she'll do anything for anything and anyone for anyone.

Yo mama such a slut that she owns and operates a chain of whorehouses

Yo momma so slutty, I asked her what comes before a trillion and she said a Brazilian.

Yo Mama so slutty, that if she spent more time raising you, instead of chasing men. Then she probably wouldn't have AID's.

your mum's a camel... okay at least shes not a llama... that means your mum spits and doesnt swallow.

Yo mamma so dumb and easy she went to the mall and hooked up with Five guys for burgers and fries.

Hey, Tell yo mama to give my kids back because she accidently swallowed them last night.

Yo Mama so fat she uses burger grease as a lubricant.

yo mama's such a slut she's like a chinese finger trap cause men cant get their fingers out of her

If yo momma was a bird she'd be a loose goose.

Yo mama such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself

Q: What does your Mom and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
A: They both swallow semen.

Whats the only difference between your mom and a prostitute?
I didn't have to pay your mom to have sex with me!

I shouldn't talk about your mother like that, because I never met her.....The line was too long.

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