Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company.
Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly.
Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture.
yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck.
Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.
Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.
Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle.
Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle.
Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a monster truck it became a low rider.
Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away.
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch".
Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach.
Yo momma so poor she squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed they threw her into the Atlantic ocean.
Yo momma so southern and ignorant she goes around town singing "Oh Lordy, pick a bale of cotton".
Yo mama so white and fat, that she is often mistaken for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.
Yo mama so white, she's in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the most racist person on the planet.
Yo momma so paranoid they call her the alarm belle.
Yo momma's so fat, she sued the State of Georgia because every time she went to the beach, people dragged her into the water thinking she was a beached whale.
Yo' momma so trashy, when someone asked her what sign she was born under, she replied "I-75, 6 miles".
Yo mamma so paranoid she's as nervous as a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Yo mama so white, in art class, the art teacher tried to use her for an alabaster sculpture!