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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old, her last name was "Osaurus".

Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

yo momma so that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she doesn't have a camel toe she has a chicken gizard

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.

Yo mama's so old, she farts dust

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Your mom is so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Yo mamma's so old she still drives her Model T.

Yo momma is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.

Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINOcologist.

Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

yo mamma so old that her birth certificate says doctor "Jesus"
Yo momma so old she has to oil all her joints.

your mama is so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so fat and old when ever she walks, she gets tripped over by her titties.

Yo momma so old, when she was a child, rainbows were in black and white

Yo mama is so old her first pet was a T-Rex

Yo mama so old she went to an antique store they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo mama so old she looks like my scrotum sack...

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she shits out fossils

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo Mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

yo mamas so old she sat next to Ben Franklin in kindergarden

Yo Mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo Mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo Mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo Mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo Mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo Mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo Mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
yo mama so old,when Jesus said let there be light, she turned on the switch.

Yo Mama's so old, her butt crack sealed.

Yo mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.

Yo mama so old she got her bible signed by jesus

Yo mama so old when she breast feeds it comes out like powder.

Yo mama is so old that she gangbanged with the hebrews.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she got wings and started flying to heaven!

yo mama is so old, I slapped her in the back and her tits fell off

Yo mama so old she planted the apple tree in The Garden of Eden!

Yo mama is so old God signed her yearbook.

Yo Mama is so old when she reads the bible, she thinks to herself, these guys stole ma life story.

yo mama so old......in history class she wrote down what she was doing

Yo mama so fat and old she knows firsthand the song "London Bridge came falling down" is based on true events.

yo mama is so old she left her purse on noahs ark

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate said EXPIRED.

Yo mama so old she helped name the planets.

Yo mama is like a flouresent light bulb she is old but she gets the job done.

Yo mama so old her butt crack sealed..

Your momma so old that she dated George Washington in high school.

Yo mama so old, she dated Marco Polo.

Your momma so old she owes Jesus 5 dollars

yo mama so fat and old she sat on a toy airplane and invented the jet

yo mama so old when you talk about dinosaurs she has flashbacks

Yo mama so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing

Yo mama so old she farts dust and shits rust

Yo momma so old she got to see passion of the christ live!

Yo Mama So Old She Was A Stripper For Christopher Columbus!

yo mama is so old that when i took a picture of her it came out black and white

Yo mama is so old she sat next to jesus in the 1st grade

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