Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama so old she doesn't have a camel toe she has a chicken gizard
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she looks like my scrotum sack...
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo Mama's so old, she's
got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo Mama's so old, she took
her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama's so old, the key
on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama's so old, she
walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama's so old, Jurassic
Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama's so old, her
memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama's so old, I told
her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo Mama's so old, she
drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Mama's so old, she
baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo Mama's so old, her
birth-certificate expired.
Yo Mama's so old, when she
was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama's so old, when she
reads the bible she reminisces.
yo mama so old,when Jesus said let there be light, she turned on the switch.
Yo Mama's so old, her butt crack sealed.
Yo mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.
Yo mama so old she got her bible signed by jesus
Yo mama so old when she breast feeds it comes out like powder.
Yo mama is so old that she gangbanged with the hebrews.
yo mama is so old, I slapped her in the back and her tits fell off
Yo mama is so old God signed her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her butt crack sealed..
Yo mama so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing
Yo mama so old she farts dust and shits rust
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