Yo mama is so hip, if she's not listening to Lana Del Ray or Marina & The Diamonds you've probably never heard of them.
Yo momma so hip she knows multiple ways to tie a scarf.
Yo momma so hip that early adopters look to her for what to buy next.
Yo mama is so hip, she has a degree in music, art, and fashion.
Yo mama so hip she plays instruments nobody has even heard of.
Yo mama is so hip, she drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, grows all her food, and everything she owns is from a thrift store.
Yo momma is so hip, people think she's from the Brooklyn suburb of Williamsburg.
Yo momma is so hip, she knows about obscure bands even before they are on Pitchfork.
Yo mama so hip, that even her dog wears a scarf.
Your mom is so hip, she forced you to get a job at Urban Outfitters just for the discount.
Yo mama so cool, she rollin and they hatin.
Yo mama is so hip, she is either wearing a 5 inch heel or Converse sneakers.
Yo mama so hip, all she does is namedrop obscure bands that you've never heard of.
Yo momma so hip, she founded Ello because Tumblr became too Mainstream.
Your mom is so hip, she has more Instagram followers than you do.
Your mom is so hip, she won't even talk to a guy unless he has a man bun.
Yo momma so hip, she thinks skinny jeans and flannel is business casual.
Yo mama so hip none of her favorite songs are available on iTunes.
Yo mama so hip she only buys organic cucumbers in brine because pickles are too mainstream.
Yo momma so hip, she doesn't need money because she's an urban forager.
Yo momma so hip she wraps presents in plaid wrapping paper.
Yo momma so hip, she's a contributor at music blogs like "Gorilla Vs. Bear" and "Stereogum".
Yo mama so hip that every piece of clothing she has is from a thrift store.
Yo mama so hip, she had a Tumblr, Blogspot, Wordpress, Ello, and Pinterest account before you did.
Your mom is so cool, nothing she owns can be found at a mall.
Yo mama is so hip, she's known for her strong sense of irony and sarcasm.
Yo mama is so hip, she's a sommelier at a wine bar.
Yo mama so cool, she has scooter luggage just in case the airport doesn't allow hoverboards.
Yo mama so hip, shes a vegetarian that grows all her food in a garden.
Your mama is so hip, she's a political advisor for Bernie Sanders.
Yo mama is so hip, she has more plaid shirts than yo daddy.
Yo mama so hip, she only buys fair trade coffee from an indie coffee shop.
Yo mama so hip, that the only time yo daddy gets laid is if he sits through a foreign film or goes to a gallery opening.