Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her
Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter
played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie,
can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs
for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples
yo momma so hairy she got cornrows on her feet.
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