Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.
yo momma so hairy that when the fly flew into her bush,the fly sang, "In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle The Lion's Sleep Tonight, In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle I Want 2 See It Tonight."
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo Mamma is so hairy, it looks like she has all the male members of Duck Dynasty in a headlock.
your mamma is so hairy, she looks like a puffle from club penguin.
Yo mama so hairy, when she yawns, she sounds like Chewbacca.
Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples
Yo mama so hairy when she moans she sounds like Chewbacca
Yo mamas ass is so hairy whenever she moons people they turn into werewolves
Yo Mama's so hairy, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!
Yo mama's so hairy that people can't tell if it's day or night
yo mama so ugly and hairy the zoo offered to buy her kids
Yo mamma so Harry that animal control thought she was a werewolf.
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bear Grylls can't find his way out of there!
Yo momma so hairy chewbacca popped out of her butt and said its a jungle down there
Yo mama so hairy, when she tried eating a banana someone called animal control and they put her in a zoo
Yo mama so fat and hairy when she met godzilla she tought she was looking in the mirror
Yo mama so hairy, that you need a lawn mower for her back
Yo mama so hairy, she can stay at Hotel Transylvania.
Yo MaMa such and Animal, during a full moon, with her Chin up in the Air, she howls at the full moon. "
Yo mama so hairy that when she walked across the farm the farmer said "OH NO I GOT A WILD GOAT"
Yo mama so fat and hairy Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.
Your momma is so hairy when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away
Yo mamma so furry cats take pictures of her!!
yo momma so hairy if she shaved GreenPeace would accuse her of deforestation.
Your mama so hairy that when she walked to Six Flags the owner said,"Sorry....No bears allowed."
Yo momma so hairy she has to use tongs to pluck her eyebrows
Yo mama has a fanny like an axe-wound in a gorilla's back.
Yo mama so hairy that they put her on National Geographic.
yo mama so hairy she had a threeway with bigfoot and donkey kong
yo mama is so hairy when I opened up her leg a Axl Rose popped out singing "Welcome to the Jungle"
Yo mama's titties are so hairy she needs lumberjacks to shave them
Yo Mamas so hairy, even her STD's gets lost"!
Yo mama so hairy, that when your baby brother was born he died of rug burns
Yo mama so hairy, she opened her legs and said lets go to "Busch Gardens"
Yo mama so hairy her butt hairs get clogged in the toilet when she flushes
Yo mama so hairy that she shaves her pubes with a LAWNMOWER!
yo mommas ass is so hairy donkey kong popped out and shouted "Only In America"
Yo mama so hairy she is a failed experiment in mutation.
yo momma so fat and hairy the only language she know is wooky
Yo mama so hairy and ugly when big foot saw her he thought she was his true love.
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
You mamma is so hairy that when she weared a green bikini to the beach people said GODZILLA!
Yo mamma is so hairy when she puts on a yellow dress she looks like big bird
Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
yo mama so hairy that she when she ran track everybody sang "Who Let The Dogs Out"
Yo mamas so hairy that when she goes to the zoo, little kids say, "Mommy look, a new exhibit"
Yo mama's butt is hairy it made my head look bald
Yo mama is so hairy and ugly the Ninja Turtles called her Master Splinter.
You mama so hairy, people started to call her Hairy Styles.
yo momma so hairy she has side burns on her boobs
Your mama ass so hairy, when she went to the zoo the elephant said " Hey look, my ancestor the wooly mammoth is back."
your mama is so hairy when she walked up to king kong he said "The family reunions over there"
yo momma is so hairy she makes a gorilla look shaved
Yo mamma so hairy when she went to a zoo she was placed behind bars and was classified as an endangered species.
yo mama so hairy she got an afro on her ass and tits
yo mama is so hairy bigfoot saw her and fell in love!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got two wookies in a head lock
yo momma so hairy she got cornrows on her feet.
Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
What's fat hairy and ugly, yo mama