Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes


Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday.

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can solve mysteries faster than Velma on Scooby Doo.

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