Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman
Yo mama so ugly Moses regretted not adding an 11th commandment "Thou shall not look at your mother"
Yo Mama is whiter than Jeb Bush in a Snow storm
Yo Mamas so fat she can't go swimming in Japan because of illegal whaling.
Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
Yo mama so stupid, she's the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar.
Yo mama's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton
Yo Mama so fat her ass has its own congressman
Yo mama so fat it took her four weeks to die from lethal injection
Yo mama so fat the last time she tried to get on an airplane her butt was still on the tarmac at La Guardia and her boobs were already violating Iraq's no fly zone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to Iran, they ran.
Yo momma so ugly, Donald Trump tried to disconnect her from the internet.
Yo mama's so nasty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama is so greasey that she single-handedly increased oil production and lowered gas prices.
Your mama's so fat that she makes the national debt look small!
Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Donald Trump has real hair.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama so old, she was a member of the Women's Suffrage Movement.
Yo mama so fat that she inspired Al Gore to invent the World Wide Web.
Yo mama so dumb she makes Donald Trump look smart.
yo mama so fat her tits can feed a starving African nation.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she travelled to a different country they said "Oh look there's an American".
Yo mama so ugly flood victims from New Orleans are giving her money .
Yo momma so yuuuuge, that Donald Trump plans to use her to create a wall on the Mexican border.
Yo mama so dirty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass
Yo mama so stupid, the government banned her from homeschooling her kids.
Yo mama so old when Christopher Columbus discovered America yo mama made the flag
yo momma so fat when she swam in the Mediterranean sea and even Italy couldn't kick her out.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your mama is so fat, her farts are the leading causes of global warming.
Yo Mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama so ugly that the Statue of Liberty laughed at her
Yo mama so nasty the Million Man March was at her house
Yo momma so old when she puts on a green dress she looks like a dollar bill.
Yo momma so fat, she went to Alaska and Sarah Palin shot her from a helicopter.
Yo mama so fat, Harry Truman used her stomach as an atomic bomb in Japan.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your mama is so hot, that even Donald Trump tried to date her.
Donald Trump, yo hairline is so messed up, even Donkey Kong says "Have some class, Trump."
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so poor , she makes starving Africians look like multi-quadrillion aires
Yo mama so fat that she stepped on the Burj Khalifa and said "Ow! Who put that toothpick there?"
Yo mama so fat shes like the ocean....Big...Wide...and filed with Cubans!
Yo Mama is so fat that Christopher Columbus thought she was the new world.
Yo Mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.
yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her money
yo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami warning. please"
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo momma so fat that Cristopher Colombus claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
your moms so fat when the judge said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"
Yo mama so old she gave historians the secrets to Mesopotamia.
Yo mom so fat refugees climb across her to get to Europe when she's asleep.
yo mamma so fat when she got in a plane she was like the Japanese Kamikaze, up up up crash.
Yo mama so old, she dated Marco Polo.
Your mama so fat North Korea can't even blow her up.
Your momma is so fat she uses the Great wall of China as a belt.
Yo mama so wide, she went to China, and was deemed "The Greater Wall"
Yo mama so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.