I Could Have Been Yo Daddy Jokes

I could have been Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

I could have done Yo mom, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the line was too long.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.