West Ham United Chants


I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,

Then like my dream, they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! (Clapping),
United! (Clapping).

You are my West Ham, my only West Ham
You make me happy when skies are grey
I never noticed how much I loved you
Until you've taken my Hammers away
La, la, la, la, la...

West Ham till I die,
I'm West Ham till I die,
I no I am I'm sure I am,
West Ham till i die...

You're not wanted here
You're not wanted here
F*ck off Benitez
You're not wanted here

Let's Go F**king Mental,
Let's Go F**king Mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na..

If you're standing
On a corner
With a navy blue scarf round your neck
West Ham boys will come and get ya
And we'll break your f*cking neck

He's here, he's there
He's every fucking where
Mark Noble, Mark Noble

Bring on the Tottenham or the Arsenal
Bring on the scousers by the score (by the score)
Barcelona, Real Madrid
Tottenham are a bunch of ****

And It's West Ham. (clap-clap-clap)
West Ham United FC..
We're by far the greatest team..
The world has ever seen.

He scores when he wants
He scores when he wants
Andy Carroll
He scores when he wants

Come to see Carroll!
You've only come to see Carroll!
Come to see Carroll!
You've only come to see Carroll!

We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory!

Wooooaaaaah,
Go down't pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards!

Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons...

Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,

Irons!
Irons!
Irons!
Irons!

Chim Chimney,
Chim Chimney,
Chim chim cheroo,
We are those b*stards in claret and blue...
(repeated)

1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys...

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