Water Polo Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
His horse drowned.
Water polo is for swimmers with balls.
What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
Swims
Why can't fish play water polo?
Because they are afraid of the net.
What's the hardest thing about wearing a speedo?
Telling your parents that your gay!
Why did the girls water polo team have problems swimming?
They didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
What did the goalie say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
They always have trunks with them!
What kind of fish can't play water polo?
A dead one.
How does a water polo player deliver her messages?
By Air Mail.
What do you call a competitive water polo olympian who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
He could only do the crawl.
Why did Alabama disband its only water polo team?
All the horses drowned.
Why did the water polo player bring an extra pair of laces to the match?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
What do a dentist and a water polo coach have in common?
They both use drills!
What kind of exercises are best for a water polo player?
Pool-ups!
How do you drown a blonde water polo player?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why should you never swim on a full stomach?
Because it's easier to swim in water!
What drink do goalies hate?
Penal-tea.
Why did the duck want to play water polo?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
How do water polo teammates say HI to each other?
They Wave!
Why can't elephants play water polo?
Because they always lose their trunks!
How do you know if your swimming pool needs cleaning?
Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.
A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke.
That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...
Why is a water polo referee like an angry chicken?
They both have foul mouths.
Keep Calm and hit them underwater.
I got 99 problems but a block ain't one.
Girl: What position should I play in water polo?
Guy: Be a goalie!
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can tell people my girlfriend's a keeper.