Q: What do you call 100 Swansea City supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Swansea City Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Swansea City supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Swansea City fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Swansea City Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Swans Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Swansea City and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Swansea City fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: Why did God make Swansea City supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Liberty Stadium?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Swansea City blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Swansea City?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Swansea City fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Swans strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Swansea City tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Swansea City tickets.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and the Swans strikers?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Swansea City fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What does a fine wine and Swansea City have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Swansea City fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: Whats the difference between Swansea City and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between an Swansea City supporter and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do I have in common with Swansea City?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and Eagles fans?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you casterate an Swansea City supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does a Swansea City fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What does an Swansea City supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you keep an Swansea City fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Bluebirds on his dick and he won't beat it for years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Liberty Stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Did you hear that Swansea City doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you stop a Swansea City supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in an Arsenal jersey!
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Swansea City supporters can get laid too.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Swansea City supporter!
Q: What's the difference between onions and an Swansea City supporter?
A: I cry when I cut up onions...
Q: What's the difference between Swansea City supporters and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: Why are Swansea City jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because The Swans supporters have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: Intelligent Swansea City supporters.
I set my XBOX password to "Swansea City Defense". It said it was to weak.
A Liverpool fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Swansea City supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Swans jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw an Swansea City supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Swansea City supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Swansea City supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Swansea City supporters, too.
Not really knowing what a Swansea City supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Swansea City fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a Liverpool supporter.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Liverpool supporter.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Liverpool supporters, and I'm a Liverpool fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Swansea City supporter."
Sam Clucas walks into a sperm donor bank in London...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Sam "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Sam. The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."