St Peter and Satan Joke

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument about baseball. Satan wanted the game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand picked players.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the best players and the smartest coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

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