St Peter and Satan Joke
Back to: Sports Jokes
St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument about baseball. Satan wanted the game to be played on neutral grounds
between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand picked players.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I
hope, that we've got all the best players and the smartest coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed.
"We've got all the umpires."