Rodeo Jokes
How do you kill a rodeo clown?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a rodeo bull with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Do bulls have love handles?
No, they have rodeo grips.
What did the egg say to the rodeo clown?
You crack me up!
What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What does a cowboy eat before a rodeo?
Bullogna
What do you call a bull that fell asleep at the rodeo?
A bulldozer.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card!
Cowboys at the rodeo are saddled, straddled, and ready for battle.
This ain't my first rodeo.
Rodeo Style
Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex
positions.
The first cowboy says his favorite position is the
"rodeo".
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it?
The first cowboy says, You tell your wife to get on the bed on
all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under
way and
she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear :
"Your
sister likes this position too."
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.