Newcastle United Chants


We do what we want,
We do what we waa-ant,
We're Mags,
We do what we want!

Oh when the Mags (oh when the Mags),
Go marching in (go marching in),
Oh when the Mags go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,

We're Magpies supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.

We are the Geordies, the Geordie boot boys,
For we are mental, we are mad,
We're the loudest football supporters,
the world has ever had...

Stand up if you hate Sunderland,
Stand up if you hate Sunderland,
Stand up if you hate Sunderland,
Stand up if you hate Sunderland...

Newcastle 'til I die
I'm Newcastle 'til I die
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm Newcastle 'til I die

Jingle bells,
Liverpool smells,
Everton go away.
Arsenal yuck,
Sunderland sucks,
Magpies all the way.

If I had wings of a sparrow,
The dirty great arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Sunderland tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below...

They call us Newcastle United,
The best team in the land,
Here's to Joe Harvey with the Fairs Cup in his hand,
We're better than Glasgow Rangers we're better than Celtic too,
And if you support us you must be a Sunderland jew,
Joe Joe Joe Harvey! HWTL...

You are my Magpie
My only Magpie
You make me happy
When skys are grey
You'll never know just
How much I love you
So please dont take my Newcastle away

And it's Newcastle United
Newcastle United FC
We're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen

Kum Ba Ya
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
Cisse - he scores goals...

What do you think of Sunderland,
Shit!,
What do you think of shit,
Sunderland,

We hate Sunderland and we hate Sunderland, (repeat)

He socres goals my lord he scores goals
he scores goals my lord he scores goals
Cisse he scores goals

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