Milwaukee Bucks Jokes
Q: What do you call an Milwaukee Bucks player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Milwaukee Bucks and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Milwaukee Bucks and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Bucks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and the Milwaukee Bucks?
A: The last Heat NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: How many Milwaukee Bucks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Milwaukee Bucks.
Q: How do you keep an Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Q: What is a Milwaukee Bucks fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Boston."
Q: How do you stop an Milwaukee Bucks fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
Q: What do the Bucks and a nail have in common?
A: They are both good till they hit the wood.
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Milwaukee Bucks fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Bucks power forward, a Bucks point guard, and a Bucks center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Milwaukee Bucks fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Milwaukee Bucks basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Milwaukee Bucks fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Milwaukee Bucks fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Milwaukee Bucks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How many Milwaukee Bucks fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Milwaukee Bucks fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Milwaukee Bucks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Bucks spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Bucks fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Bradley Center upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Green Bay have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Milwaukee would want one.
Q: What do you call a Milwaukee Buck in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Milwaukee's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why are Milwaukee Bucks jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A: Because Bucks fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between the Milwaukee Bucks and a pinball machine?
A: You can score more points against the Bucks.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Bucks jersey on it and now it sucks again.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent are Milwaukee Bucks fans.
Can a Milwaukee Bucks player drive a stick?
Only if they remove the clutch.
My wife was about to put my son in a Milwaukee Bucks jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
Why did the Milwaukee Bucks fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the Milwaukee Bucks laid tonight.
If the Milwaukee Bucks want to win a championship they better Hold the Mayo.
A Milwaukee Bucks fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
Bucks Fan
A Bucks fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Hunter Green and Deep Red jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Bucks fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Bucks fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Bucks supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now fuck off".
Genie
A Bucks fan and a Celtics fan stumble upon a magic lamp.
The Bucks fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. There's a flash, a puff of smoke, and a genie appears
The genie looks at the 2 men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp. Delighted, the Bucks fan announces that it was him.
"Okay," says the genie, "So you get 3 wishes. But there's a catch."
"What's that then?" asks the 'Gers fan.
"Well, whatever you wish for, I'll give the other guy double."
"That's alright with me," says the Bucks fan, and starts the ball rolling by wishing for a million pounds.
"Granted!" says the genie, "But the Celtics fan gets 2 million."
"Fair enough. Now, I'd like a nice new Ferrari,"
"Done. But the Celtics fan gets 2 Ferraris."
"Okay," says the Bucks fan, "I'd like to donate a kidney.
Andrew Bogut
Andrew Bogut walks into a sperm donor bank in London...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Andrew "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Andrew . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
Condoms
What's clear and goes on a prick? A clear condom,
What's black and goes on a prick? A black condom,
What's hunter green and dark red and goes on a prick? A Bucks Jersey.
Thats A Problem
What do you call 10 Milwaukee Bucks fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 100 Milwaukee Bucks fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 1000 Milwaukee Bucks fans on the moon?
Still a problem.
what do you call all of the Milwaukee Bucks fans on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!