Indiana Pacers Jokes
Q: What do you call an Indiana Pacers player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Indiana Pacers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd
Q: What happened after Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson were suspended?
A: They were chosen to host the Vibe Awards!
Q: What do the Indiana Pacers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Pacers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Indiana Pacers players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Indiana Pacers.
Q: How do you keep an Indiana Pacers player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Q: What do the Pacers and a nail have in common?
A: They are both good till they hit the wood.
Q: What is a Indiana Pacers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Boston."
Q: How do you stop an Indiana Pacers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Indiana Pacers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Pacers power forward, a Pacers point guard, and a Pacers center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Indiana Pacers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Indiana Pacers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Indiana Pacers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Indiana Pacers fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Indiana Pacers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How many Indiana Pacers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Indiana Pacers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Indiana Pacers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Pacers spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Pacers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over the Conseco Fieldhouse upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Indiana would want one.
Q: What do you call an Indiana Pacer in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Indiana's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why are Indiana Pacers jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A: Because Pacers fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between the Indiana Pacers and a pinball machine?
A: You can score more points against the Pacers.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent are Indiana Pacers fans.
Can a Indiana Pacers player drive a stick?
Only if they remove the clutch.
My wife was about to put my son in a Indiana Pacers jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Pacers jersey on it and now it sucks again.
Why did the Indiana Pacers fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the Indiana Pacers laid tonight.
The Pacers think they can make the playoffs, but I think they are out of their Teague.
A Pacers fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
Pacers Fan
A Pacers fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Navy and Gold jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Pacers fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Pacers fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Pacers supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now fuck off".
Genie
A Pacers fan and a Celtics fan stumble upon a magic lamp.
The Pacers fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. There's a flash, a puff of smoke, and a genie appears
The genie looks at the 2 men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp. Delighted, the Pacers fan announces that it was him.
"Okay," says the genie, "So you get 3 wishes. But there's a catch."
"What's that then?" asks the 'Gers fan.
"Well, whatever you wish for, I'll give the other guy double."
"That's alright with me," says the Pacers fan, and starts the ball rolling by wishing for a million pounds.
"Granted!" says the genie, "But the Celtics fan gets 2 million."
"Fair enough. Now, I'd like a nice new Ferrari,"
"Done. But the Celtics fan gets 2 Ferraris."
"Okay," says the Pacers fan, "I'd like to donate a kidney.
Danny Granger
Danny Granger walks into a sperm donor bank in London...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Danny "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Danny . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
Condoms
What's clear and goes on a prick? A clear condom,
What's black and goes on a prick? A black condom,
What's navy and gold and goes on a prick? A Pacers Jersey.
Thats A Problem
What do you call 10 Indiana Pacers fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 100 Indiana Pacers fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 1000 Indiana Pacers fans on the moon?
Still a problem.
what do you call all of the Indiana Pacers fans on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!