Detroit Pistons Jokes
Q: What do you call an Detroit Pistons player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Pistons and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Pistons and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Pistons fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Detroit Pistons players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What's the difference between Josh Smith and time?
A: Time passes.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Detroit Pistons.
Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about the Bad Boys?
A: It's called "When Harry Met Salley".
Q: How do you keep an Detroit Pistons player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Q: What do the Pistons and a nail have in common?
A: They are both good till they hit the wood.
Q: What is a Detroit Pistons fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Boston."
Q: How do you stop an Detroit Pistons fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Detroit Pistons fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Pistons power forward, a Pistons point guard, and a Pistons center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Detroit Pistons fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Detroit Pistons basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Detroit Pistons fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Detroit Pistons fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Detroit Pistons fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How many Detroit Pistons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Detroit Pistons fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Detroit Pistons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Pistons spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Pistons fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over the Palace of Auburn Hills upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Piston in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Detroit's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why are Detroit Pistons jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A: Because Pistons fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Pistons and a pinball machine?
A: You can score more points against the Pistons.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent are Detroit Pistons fans.
Can a Detroit Pistons player drive a stick?
Only if they remove the clutch.
My wife was about to put my son in a Detroit Pistons jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Pistons jersey on it and now it sucks again.
Why did the Detroit Pistons fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the Detroit Pistons laid tonight.
A Detroit Pistons fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
Pistons Fan
A Pistons fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Powder Blue and Red jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Pistons fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Pistons fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Pistons supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now fuck off".
Genie
A Pistons fan and a Celtics fan stumble upon a magic lamp.
The Pistons fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. There's a flash, a puff of smoke, and a genie appears
The genie looks at the 2 men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp. Delighted, the Pistons fan announces that it was him.
"Okay," says the genie, "So you get 3 wishes. But there's a catch."
"What's that then?" asks the 'Gers fan.
"Well, whatever you wish for, I'll give the other guy double."
"That's alright with me," says the Pistons fan, and starts the ball rolling by wishing for a million pounds.
"Granted!" says the genie, "But the Celtics fan gets 2 million."
"Fair enough. Now, I'd like a nice new Ferrari,"
"Done. But the Celtics fan gets 2 Ferraris."
"Okay," says the Pistons fan, "I'd like to donate a kidney.
Ben Wallace
Ben Wallace walks into a sperm donor bank in London...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Ben "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Ben . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
Condoms
What's clear and goes on a prick? A clear condom,
What's black and goes on a prick? A black condom,
What's Powder Blue and red and goes on a prick? A Pistons Jersey.
Thats A Problem
What do you call 10 Detroit Pistons fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 100 Detroit Pistons fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 1000 Detroit Pistons fans on the moon?
Still a problem.
what do you call all of the Detroit Pistons fans on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!