Seattle Sounders FC Jokes

Q: What do you call 100 Seattle Sounders supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!

Q: What do you call a dead Sounders Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.

Q: What do you say to a Seattle Sounders supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo

Q: What do you call an Seattle Sounders fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Seattle Sounders Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Seattle Sounders Fan. Twice.

Q: What is the difference between Seattle Sounders and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

Q: What do you call a Seattle Sounders fan in a suit?
A: The accused.

Q: Why did God make Seattle Sounders supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

Q: Why don't they drink tea at CenturyLink Field?
A: Because all the cups are in Los Angeles.

Q: Why do Seattle Sounders blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Los Angeles!

Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Seattle Sounders?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

Q: What do you call 5 Seattle Sounders fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are Seattle Sounders strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Seattle Sounders tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Seattle Sounders tickets.

Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Seattle Sounders striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: Why do Seattle Sounders fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

Q: What does a fine wine and Seattle Sounders have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Sounders fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: Whats the difference between Seattle Sounders and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

Q: What is the difference between an Seattle Sounders supporter and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do I have in common with Seattle Sounders?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the MLS Cup final on television.

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Sounders fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: How do you casterate a Seattle Sounders supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What does a Seattle Sounders fan do when his team has won the MLS Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What does an Seattle Sounders supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you keep a Seattle Sounders fan from masterbating?
A: You paint the Seattle Sounders Logo on his dick and he won't beat it for years!

Q. Why do ducks fly over CenturyLink Field upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Did you hear that Seattle Sounders doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How do you stop a Seattle Sounders supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a LA Galaxy jersey!

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Seattle Sounders supporters can get laid too.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Seattle Sounders supporter!

Q: What's the difference between onions and a Seattle Sounders supporter?
A: I cry when I cut up onions...

Q: Why are Seattle Sounders jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Sounders fans have started to make them up themselves.

Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: Intelligent Seattle Sounders supporters.

I set my XBOX password to "Seattle Sounders Defense". It said it was to weak.

One day there was 3 girls one supported the LA Galaxy and wore navy blue knickers,
the second one wore supported the Portland Timbers and wore green knickers,
the other one wore no knickers and she supported Seattle Sounders.

Reckless Driver
A Portland Timbers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Seattle Sounders supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious sounder blue and rave green jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Seattle Sounders supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Seattle Sounders supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

Elementary School
An elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is an Seattle Sounders supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Seattle Sounders supporters, too.
Not really knowing what a Seattle Sounders supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Seattle Sounders fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a LA Galaxy supporter.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Galaxy supporter.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Galaxy supporters, and I'm a Galaxy fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Seattle Sounders supporter."

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