What do you call it when Cinderella busts your bracket?
What do you call the best college basketball team in the Universe?
How many five star recruits does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Why do Xavier Muskeeters fans only play 14 holes of golf?
Because they can't make it to the Final Four.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
They're always dribbling.
What did the march say to all the madness?
What's all that bracket
Why did the tourney team have a frog in the starting lineup?
Because he could make jump shots.
What do you get when you drive quickly through the Miami Hurricanes campus?
An undergraduate degree.
Why do Florida State Seminoles put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?
What's the difference between an Florida Gators fan and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
What to they call students who go to University of North Carolina?
Rejects from Duke!
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become a referee.
What do you call 12 well-paid recruits watching the Final Four?
The Louisville Cardinals.
What do you call a monkey that wins back to back NCAA titles
Why can't you play the Final Four in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why is a referee like an angry chicken?
They both have foul mouths.
Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?
Because all the fans have left.
What do you call an Ohio State Buckeye with a NCAA Tournament championship ring?
A senior citizen.
Why was the Alamodome court wet?
Because people were dribbling on it!
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
What should you do if you find three Duke Blue Devils buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.
What does an Arizona Wildcats fan do when his team has won the NCAA Tournament?
He turns off the PlayStation.
Blue Devils Fan
A Blue Devils fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Blue and White jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Blue Devils fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Blue Devils fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Blue Devils supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Syrian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now f#$k off".